dude i'm inner monologue high
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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