I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
