just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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