your parents love me but you hate me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Randomize
