Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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