Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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