I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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