Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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