I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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