there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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