I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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