i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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