This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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