Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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