Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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