So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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