Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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