I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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