He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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