If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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