Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
the raccoons are back...
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