if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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