Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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