Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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