That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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