omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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