he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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