North Korea, Best Korea!
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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