Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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