Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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