Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
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He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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