He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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