...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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