I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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I have already put on my inside pants.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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