I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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