Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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