Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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