Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She's JV to your varsity
wat bout pragnant strippers??
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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