You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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