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is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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