I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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