Having a random hookup so left but love u
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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