Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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