At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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