i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
the raccoons are back...
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