I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
he just fucked me for my cheese..
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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