So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My liver just had a heart attack.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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