**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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