I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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