Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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