okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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