if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
