now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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