Your dad touched me again.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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