Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
