I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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