If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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