If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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